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Two and a Half Men

7.4200312 seasonsEnded
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Created by
Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Cast
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell
Country
United States
First aired
Sep 22, 2003
Total
12 seasons · 262 episodes

Episodes Season 1

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EP 01Sep 22, 2003

Pilot

23m · Sep 22, 2003 · ★ 6.8

EP 02Sep 29, 2003

Big Flappy Bastards

21m · Sep 29, 2003 · ★ 7.3

EP 03Oct 6, 2003

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

21m · Oct 6, 2003 · ★ 7.2

EP 04Oct 13, 2003

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

21m · Oct 13, 2003 · ★ 7.4

EP 05Oct 20, 2003

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

19m · Oct 20, 2003 · ★ 7.2

EP 06Oct 27, 2003

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

21m · Oct 27, 2003 · ★ 6.7

EP 07Nov 3, 2003

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

21m · Nov 3, 2003 · ★ 7.7

EP 08Nov 10, 2003

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

19m · Nov 10, 2003 · ★ 7.2

EP 09Nov 17, 2003

Phase One, Complete

21m · Nov 17, 2003 · ★ 6.8

EP 10Nov 24, 2003

Merry Thanksgiving

21m · Nov 24, 2003 · ★ 7.0

EP 11Dec 15, 2003

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

20m · Dec 15, 2003 · ★ 6.8

EP 12Jan 5, 2004

Camel Filters and Pheromones

21m · Jan 5, 2004 · ★ 7.0

EP 13Jan 12, 2004

Sarah Like Puny Alan

20m · Jan 12, 2004 · ★ 6.6

EP 14Feb 2, 2004

I Can't Afford Hyenas

21m · Feb 2, 2004 · ★ 6.7

EP 15Feb 9, 2004

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

21m · Feb 9, 2004 · ★ 6.8

EP 16Feb 16, 2004

That Was Saliva, Alan

21m · Feb 16, 2004 · ★ 6.9

EP 17Feb 23, 2004

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

20m · Feb 23, 2004 · ★ 7.2

EP 18Mar 1, 2004

An Old Flame With a New Wick

21m · Mar 1, 2004 · ★ 7.0

EP 19Mar 22, 2004

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19m · Mar 22, 2004 · ★ 7.1

EP 20Apr 19, 2004

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21m · Apr 19, 2004 · ★ 6.9

EP 21May 3, 2004

No Sniffing, No Wowing

21m · May 3, 2004 · ★ 6.9

EP 22May 10, 2004

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

21m · May 10, 2004 · ★ 6.7

EP 23May 17, 2004

Just Like Buffalo

21m · May 17, 2004 · ★ 7.3

EP 24May 24, 2004

Can You Feel My Finger?

21m · May 24, 2004 · ★ 6.9

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