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Two and a Half Men

7.4200312 seasonsEnded
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Created by
Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Cast
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell
Country
United States
First aired
Sep 22, 2003
Total
12 seasons · 262 episodes

Episodes Season 2

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EP 01Sep 20, 2004

Back Off, Mary Poppins

30m · Sep 20, 2004 · ★ 7.3

EP 02Sep 27, 2004

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

30m · Sep 27, 2004 · ★ 7.1

EP 03Oct 4, 2004

A Bag Full of Jawea

30m · Oct 4, 2004 · ★ 7.1

EP 04Oct 11, 2004

Go Get Mommy's Bra

21m · Oct 11, 2004 · ★ 7.3

EP 05Oct 18, 2004

Bad News from the Clinic?

21m · Oct 18, 2004 · ★ 6.6

EP 06Oct 25, 2004

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

21m · Oct 25, 2004 · ★ 7.2

EP 07Nov 8, 2004

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

21m · Nov 8, 2004 · ★ 6.5

EP 08Nov 15, 2004

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

21m · Nov 15, 2004 · ★ 6.7

EP 09Nov 22, 2004

Yes, Monsignor

22m · Nov 22, 2004 · ★ 6.9

EP 10Nov 29, 2004

The Salmon Under My Sweater

21m · Nov 29, 2004 · ★ 6.7

EP 11Dec 13, 2004

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

21m · Dec 13, 2004 · ★ 7.2

EP 12Jan 3, 2005

A Lungful of Alan

21m · Jan 3, 2005 · ★ 7.2

EP 13Jan 17, 2005

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

20m · Jan 17, 2005 · ★ 7.3

EP 14Jan 31, 2005

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

21m · Jan 31, 2005 · ★ 6.7

EP 15Feb 7, 2005

Smell the Umbrella Stand

21m · Feb 7, 2005 · ★ 7.2

EP 16Feb 14, 2005

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

21m · Feb 14, 2005 · ★ 7.7

EP 17Feb 21, 2005

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

21m · Feb 21, 2005 · ★ 7.4

EP 18Mar 7, 2005

It Was 'Mame', Mom

21m · Mar 7, 2005 · ★ 6.6

EP 19Mar 21, 2005

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

21m · Mar 21, 2005 · ★ 7.1

EP 20Apr 18, 2005

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

21m · Apr 18, 2005 · ★ 7.2

EP 21May 2, 2005

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

21m · May 2, 2005 · ★ 7.1

EP 22May 9, 2005

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

21m · May 9, 2005 · ★ 6.9

EP 23May 16, 2005

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

20m · May 16, 2005 · ★ 7.3

EP 24May 23, 2005

Does This Smell Funny to You?

20m · May 23, 2005 · ★ 6.3

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