The Big Bang Theory

01 The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation 02 The Jiminy Conjecture 03 The Gothowitz Deviation 04 The Pirate Solution 05 The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary 06 The Cornhusker Vortex 07 The Guitarist Amplification 08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency 09 The Vengeance Formulation 10 The Gorilla Experiment 11 The Maternal Congruence 12 The Psychic Vortex 13 The Bozeman Reaction 14 The Einstein Approximation 15 The Large Hadron Collision 16 The Excelsior Acquisition 17 The Precious Fragmentation 18 The Pants Alternative 19 The Wheaton Recurrence 20 The Spaghetti Catalyst 21 The Plimpton Stimulation 22 The Staircase Implementation 23 The Lunar Excitation